Hitchhiker

On the way back from a family outing today the boys were being butts as usual.  Kicking.... yelling.... fighting. I warned them that if they didn't stop egging things on that I would make them all walk home. When they didn't stop I thought I would teach them all a lesson by making our oldest an example.  

What did I do you ask? I pulled my van over and made our oldest get out! I started to pull away and his father started to panic. "You have to stop, you have to stop!" I hadn't even made it far enough to make him sweat so I rolled a little father away.

Stop the van my husband said... stop the van!  As I checked my rear view mirror I saw my oldest wearing a huge smile with his thumb out.
My lesson was an epic fail. We are screwed!